cat /var/log/kitchen.log
Kitchen Incidents
Blameless postmortems for things that went wrong in a kitchen, filed as error messages. Every report ends with the action items that would have prevented it.
- SEV-1
- The smoke detector got involved.
- SEV-2
- A dish was lost.
- SEV-3
- Dinner was late, or worse than planned.
- SEV-4
- Cosmetic. Still edible.
- SEV-2 INC-0047 ERROR 137: Dinner killed by excessive heat
- SEV-3 INC-0046 StackOverflowError: Pancake stack exceeded maximum depth
- SEV-3 INC-0045 DEADLOCK: Two cooks, one cutting board, one knife
- SEV-3 INC-0044 RACE CONDITION: Pasta finished six minutes before the sauce
- SEV-2 INC-0043 OUT OF MEMORY: Refrigerator at 100 percent capacity
- SEV-2 INC-0042 TypeError: Expected tsp, received tbsp
- SEV-2 INC-0041 NullReferenceException: eggs is null
- SEV-4 INC-0040 SIGSEGV: Segmentation fault (citrus dumped)
- SEV-1 INC-0039 KERNEL PANIC: Smoke detected in /dev/kitchen